Heisenberg Zitate

We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you’re an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.

-Heisenberg

Stay out of my territory.

-Heisenberg

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!

-Heisenberg

You think I came all this way, just to let something as silly as lung-cancer take me down? Not a chance!

-Heisenberg

Skyler, I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made choices. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. And those consequences... they're coming. No more prolonging the inevitable.

-Heisenberg

Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute "plans".

-Heisenberg

Say my name!

-Heisenberg

Stay out of my territory!

-Heisenberg

Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither. I'm in the empire business.

-Heisenberg

I watched Jane die. I was there and I watched her die. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her, but I didn't.

-Heisenberg

When I got my diagnosis – cancer – I said to myself, 'Why me?' And then, the other day, when I got the good news, I said the same thing.

-Heisenberg

Look, Skyler, I just haven’t quite been myself lately. I haven’t been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, and nothing ever will. So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass. You know, I’d appreciate it. I really would.

-Heisenberg

We are done when I say we are done.

-Heisenberg

You're my free pass ... bitch.

-Jesse Pinkman

We’re all on the same page. The one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.

-Jesse Pinkman

Yo, Gatorade me, bitch.

-Jesse Pinkman

Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.

-Jesse Pinkman

The moral of the story is: I chose a half-measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. No more half-measures, Walter.

-Mike Ehrmantraut

You - are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't. You - are not the guy.

-Mike Ehrmantraut

Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.

-Mike Ehrmantraut

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you’d known your place, we would all be fine right now!

-Mike Ehrmantraut

Look, let's start with some tough love, all right? Ready for this? Here goes: You two suck at peddling meth. Period.

-Saul Goodman

All right, $16,000 laundered at 75 cents on the dollar, minus my fee, which is 17%, comes out to $9,960. Congratulations, you've just left your family a second hand Subaru.

-Saul Goodman

Look, let's start with some tough love. You two suck at peddling meth. Period.

-Saul Goodman

May his death satisfy you.

-Gus Fring

Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!

-Gus

If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter.

-Gus Fring

And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and does it. Because he is a man.

-Gus Fring

Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family.

-Skyler

Look, let's start with some tough love, all right? Ready for this? Here goes: You two suck at peddling meth. Period.

-Saul Goodman

It says, ‘TO W.W., MY STAR, MY PERFECT SILENCE.’ W.W., I mean, who do you figure that is? Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?

-Hank Schrader

She had an ass like an onion. It made me cry.

-Hank Schrader

La familia es todo.

-Hector

This kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape!

-Tuco Salamanaca